I have been Loki'd

glowpinkstah: fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:35:04 +0200

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.

Just a reminder

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:34:51 +0200

toxeh:

goingloco:

combobreakercomix:

bogleech:

Pyramid head is not a guy in a helmet. That is his head. It does not come off and there is no misunderstood animu bishie underneath and sure as hell no “Homecoming” characters underneath.

Love him the way he is!

I beg to differ.

Another riddle solved. Thanks.

NONONONONONONONONONONO

snowwanderer: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:33:32 +0200

snowwanderer:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia we offer them beer

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:32:56 +0200

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

karenwalkersliver: The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:32:19 +0200

karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

Your parents' expectations of school

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:31:56 +0200

sodamnrelatable:

They expect you to be walking to school like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect you to be in class like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect you before an exam to be all like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect to react to your exam mark like:

but in reality they’ll be like:

louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:31:28 +0200

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit

chrssy: riding your man like

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:31:11 +0200

chrssy:

riding your man like

"awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when you were just a little baby!"

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:58 +0200

sodamnrelatable:

And I’m like:

WHO ARE YOU??

thesebrokenpromises: ryaninwonderland: who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:48 +0200

thesebrokenpromises:

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety

I had social anxiety, horrible grades and a couple of great friends but I have to say it was the best years of my life

rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:37 +0200

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

the-absolute-funniest-posts: purgatorybitches: I’m still...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:15 +0200

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

welcomeovens: I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:05 +0200

welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:29:27 +0200

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

callmepan: cellostar-galactica: panic: Born without the use...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:28:14 +0200

callmepan:

cellostar-galactica:

panic:

Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.

Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be.

Cats can’t be from earth this is just weird.

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:27:56 +0200

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

getoffmybloghoe: when my mom buys my favorite thing at the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:26:42 +0200

getoffmybloghoe:

when my mom buys my favorite thing at the store

damnnateyou: …

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:26:20 +0200

damnnateyou:

…

etortumlu: I will never look at this painting the same way...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:24:44 +0200

etortumlu:

I will never look at this painting the same way again

kibbi: night-owl101: poisonous-faygo: 180mph: sexhaver: alic...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:09:53 +0200

kibbi:

night-owl101:

poisonous-faygo:

180mph:

sexhaver:

aliciasaidwhaaat:

beckyangelix:

frustgaytion:

NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.

Too fucking spider like.

me on my way to ah fuck it

lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl

I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.

So goddamn cool I cant even

all the answers here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT6_J3OMz5Y