When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype
When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them
this is me with a large percentage of my Skype contacts :B
teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
me: sorry.
parents: you don't appreciate anything.
me: sorry.
friends: you're too depressing.
me: sorry.
ex: i never could really love you.
me: sorry.
mother: have you gained weight?
me: i don't know, sorry..
everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
me: sorry....
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
ACCURATE
